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The Party Story

 
So, one day a bunch of us weren't feeling very good so we all went to the doctor's office. She told us that it could be serious so she gave us all little plastic cups and told us she needed a urine sample. So we put our little plastic cups on the table in the middle of the room and we all went into the menís room and to the urinals labeled "urine samples here please" except for Tony because he's shy and prefers his own stall. When we came out the doctor told us that we were all pregnant and to each lay on a doctor's table around the room and the nurses would be right with us. I gave birth first to a foot long chicken club sub. Brad also had a sub. I was a little jealous when I saw that he had a party sub, but it was only a cold cut trio. Tony had twins, but not identical. He had a 2 liter of Pepsi and a 2 liter of Coke. Darren had a tough time during his delivery because his was very fragile. But the nurse was very careful and we were all happy to see that his very large bag of sour cream and onion came out without a break. Mark had the most uncomfortable time though, trying to give birth to a 14" ham and pineapple pizza, but his determination to have a natural birth finally paid off, and he was very proud. Once all of the delivery was complete the nurse put all of our little snacks on the table in the middle of the room in their little beds and we stood in a circle around them and we were very proud daddies. We all agreed that some day our little snacks would grow up and make a great party. And all at once we looked at each other, remembering that today was grey cup. And it was a special grey cup, because this year the Eskimos and the Oilers got to line up against each other. This was really odd because the Oilers usually don't do very good. so the doctor turned on the TV, a nurse brought us a bowl and dip for Darrenís chips, we found some little plastic cups on a table in the middle of the room and Tony poured us some of his Pepsi and coke.  We watched the Eski's kick the snot out of the Oilers, which was okay, because everyone was cheering for Edmonton anyways. At halftime, Tony almost got in a fight with one of the other fans, until he realized that she was cheering for the same team. Thatís the best part of having both teams as home teams. Anyway, she was kinda cute, and she was a little more familiar with the coliseum then us, so we asked her to join us at the beer gardens, only I don't drink so I had iced t. She seemed to be attracted to me the most. I think it was the whole "father figure" thing that turned her on. After the game, we took the LRT back to Darrenís place for a post game party. Man that LRT is packed after a game. I guess the Eskimos and the Oilers don't usually play on the same night and get out at the same time. When we got to Darrenís place where both our girlfriends were waiting, we saw police and flashing lights everywhere. we were so worried we broke past the police and into the house and our fears were confirmed: both of our girlfriends- no word of a lie- had a party before we even got there, and now it was over and we didn't even get to enjoy it. Hope the girls enjoy the night in the slammer. Bummer.
 

06.11.13, 23:02
One night in the year 2001, I woke up in the middle of the night with this story idea in my head.  So, I wrote it all down.  Without reading it again for content quality, which I realized later is missing, I uploaded it onto my very first website as a temporary filler.  I found this recently, and decided to share it with you once again, in the warm and cozy atmosphere of "bassdrum.ca". Oh, and sorry, no refunds.

 

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So, one day a bunch of us weren't feeling very good so we all went to the doctor's office. She told us that it could be serious so she gave us all little plastic cups and told us she needed a urine sample.
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